If I were a character on ‘Desperate Housewives’ by Enyjé Sandoz

Character Name: Sinclair Evans

Sinclair's Occupation: Blogger

Her Lore: Under a pseudonym, she ran a column (The Woeful Li(v)es of Wisteria Lane) divulging the Wisteria Lane drama and secrets. While the residents are up in arms as they solve the mysteries of whose dirty laundry is being aired (Sinclair writes in riddles), they fail to discover the culprit behind it all. Why run a gossip blog, you may ask? She's a sociology major, and this is merely research for her thesis.

Narrating: Mary Alice Young

The residents of Wisteria Lane continued their Wednesday afternoon as usual. While Carlos and Gaby wrangled their tots, Lynette and Susan found their footing as co-grandmothers, and Bree went on yet another rollercoaster ride  — this time, his name was Bryan, they failed to notice the neighbor across the street moving into Mrs. McCluskey’s old home. 

Despite being broad daylight, Sinclair Evans was able to slip under the radar of my dear friends as she moved in her mystical trinkets and extensive coffee collection. 

For Sinclair, suburbia is what she always dreamed of, but it came as a surprise to those who knew her. 

With the last item being brought in by the movers, Sinclair thanked and sent them on their way. As the truck cleared her view, she peered out her window; the silhouettes of her neighbors' homes already telling her what had been untold.

With a smirk, she turned on her heels and headed to the kitchen…

Wisteria Lane now had a new set of private eyes. 

Cue: Open Credits